The creators of ‘Harry Poppers,’ ‘Star Whores’  & ‘The Hunger Gays’ are proud to present…

The Lord of the Rims: An Adult Panto!

In the land of Morden, in the fires of Mount Poon, the dark Lord Hardon is searching for the one with the power to destroy his ring – he’s a power bottom, who knew? – for only the chosen one could thwart his evil plan to plunge all of the land into a state of always winter – never Christmas. What a scrooge! 

Enter Frodo Shaggins and his merry band of misfits, as they set off on an adventure to evade the evil Lord Hardon, and destroy his ring, (ooh matron)! The gang must band together despite their differences, to defeat their common enemy, sing some camp musical numbers, and maybe fall in love along the way..?

Expect double entrendres, camp and a lot of panto silliness in this affectionate butchering of a beloved classic!

Will Frodo and Sam make out on the slopes of Mount Poon? Will Gandilf the Gay manage to resist taking Frodo’s ring? And will The Lord of the Rims himself, the evil Lord Hardon destroy Christmas in Middle Girth forever? 

Join us as we go there and back again, to the Two Brewers this Christmas! Tickets available now!

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